While it has no mention of any type of dinosaur, it does mention a UNICORN nine times.

Numbers 23:22 - God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 - God brought him forth from Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Deuteronomy 33:17 - His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:9 - Will the unicorn be willing to serve you, or abide by your crib?

Job 39:10 - Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalm 22:21 - Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Psalm 29:6 - He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalm 92:10 - But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Isaiah 34:7 - And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be drenched with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

In some different versions of the Bible, it replaces the unicorn with a wild ox, buffalo, or a bull.

Now if you want to know something really odd, within the Bible exist a gay relationship between David and Jonathan. 

2 Samuel 1:26 - I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been to me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.

At some point in the Bible, when Jonathan's dad wants to kill David, Jonathan gives David a warning to leave while pretending to miss a target with his bow and arrow. When his servant went to get the arrows near where David was hiding:

1 Samuel 20:41 - And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place towards the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded.

Bible fans today claim that these two were merely great friends and proof of "homosociality" yet no modern society will accept what these two did as anything BUT having a homosexual relationship.

No, he isn't dead. Yes, he is that old. So in response to his awesome entry that totally SOLD OUT to twitter (they paid him, no lie. He was paid for all of it...) I have decided to try out TWITTER as my choice of useless shit to do between shitting and not shitting. So if any of you knuckleheads out there feel like adding me / tweeting me / internetting me on the TWITZ well -- I'm over at http://twitter.com/nothingkat which you probably could have guessed. Let the mindless phone-typing begin!

So there is MySpace, Twitter, Faceook, Loopt, last.fm, and....the list goes on and on. Naturally I had Livejournal for the longest since I do not need to keep in touch 24/7 with everyone I know. Is there anyone reading this who uses other social network program and if so, why that one?

Are people really hooked on being social with everyone on a 24/7 basis? Even if it's just through a machine? Geez...

So today I was talking to the owner of my store on the phone while the other employees were busy working and customers were walking in and out. Throughout the entire time, I never realized how much I freaking use my GOD DAMN HANDS while talking on the phone. When all was said and done, I realized how gay I look talking on the phone.

SO I TURN 100% GAY WHILE ON THE PHONE. THIS IS SCIENCE FACT.

So it appears that this whole "film" thing is going to have to be forced into the trunk of this car called life (horrible metaphor, I know) and something new must be the driver. So I've been thinking about the pro and cons of possibly going to a trade school and studying either.....


1) Auto Mechanics.
Sounds rather interesting. It'll be easy to work in a taxi cab shop fixing up the cars for decent pay and who knows, it might be like the TV show "Taxi" with all their wacky adventures. That and knowing about car repairs guarantees you a job in almost any city you move to -- not that I'm planning on leaving anytime soon. It would be great to know how to repair a car or even,  at the least, to KNOW about the car inside and out. Like the way I know your mom inside and out. (Oh snap.)

2) Culinary Arts
Seriously, it almost sounds gay but preparing a great meal is still an art and one that I do admit having a fondness for.  I don't plan on becoming the next big cook on TV pimping some new cooking device or opening a fancy downtown restaurant but the idea of knowing how to prepare a great meal is something that will guarantee me a job forever. I mean, food will never go out of style -- especially delicious food.  It sounds gay and it might seem gay but when is art ever not gay?

3) Prostitution
I can sell my yums for $20 a pop. My parents might disown me and I might end up murdered in some serial killer's quest for glory but I will have my yums for sale. Surely that never goes out of style. Right?

I committed suicide twice an hour ago and now I'm dead forever.


























APRIL FOOLS!!!!!! 

Long story longer ----> http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_fa/1177896.html

Long story short: Zeriara fakes sob stories about her life to get a bunch of donations, never mails her commissions out, fails to mail Sabarika's (A good friend, mind you.) belongings in a timely fashion due to Lazy, and then apparently gets drunk and makes out with a dog which probably still has a broken leg.

Arrested for Child Porn charged in October of 2008. (Apparently he was arrested for a simliar charge in 2005?)

This information was kept secret till very recently. 

"Banned" from Furaffinity in 2009.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dustyn/

Shouts and comments are now loose with feelings.

 

R.I.P. to the following "furry" things that have slowly died instead of being passed around to the younger class of furs. (I feel fucking weird and old saying that, by the way)

R.I.P.
- Saying "Furvert"
- Saying "Yiff" or "Yiffy"
- Saying "MurrPurr"
- Saying "Pawpaws"
- Saying "We should use a condom"
- Having a soul-searching weekend
- Individuality
- Taste
- Being cool or awesome or phat or wicked or slang #5
- Shame (not because of being proud of who they are but rather due to lack of experience in being social)
- Auto-acceptance for all people who claim to be furry. (AKA "free social rides")

That's it, I think.

What didn't make the list?
- Suicide that gathers 200 livejournal comments the day of, mostly by people who claim we "lost a fellow furry", or claims how they didn't know him, OR that they did know him because they met him once 4 years ago at a con for 30 minutes while waiting for food ----  and then 2 total comments a week later.
- Fursuits with cum on/in it.
- Fursuits
- Furry Con Rave/Dance by people using their apple laptops or, dare I say, Ipods with the auto-fade feature and a "killer playlist" while also being called a DJ.
- Memes / "hilarious" 4chan humor

What's to come in 2009 through 2012?
- Mass AIDS epidemic at furry con
- Death of all furries
- Obama making furries illegal

What's to come in 2013?
- World Peace

This is based on a true study which took over 10 years using and over-using psychologists from many respected and unnamed (by choice) colleges. After studying how furries work, this is what they came with.

When it comes to choosing the "animal" you wish to represent, many traits are noticable. These traits can tell you quite a bit about the person who chose them.

LION/HYENA
Upon picking a lion, it tells that the person is a controlling person. This might seen like common sense, but he's also a masochist. This "control" may come as either a physical bully or more like the guy-in-charge during certain scenarios. He is also pretty hard headed at times when talking with other people. He also constantly talks about his boner or a previous boner he had.

HORSE
Upon picking a horse, it's obvious that the penis is the key factor. These people want a giant HORSE DICK because that is what being masculine is all about to these people. These people are also addictive gamblers at anything unless it risks losing their comfy desk job as either a receptionist or a bellboy.

"CAT" or any other types of domesticated cats
People pick cats because they like to be pampered. They feel by being a cat (or a kitten), people will automatically realize that this gentleman is a homosexual. He may also think outside the box at times and that can, at times, make him seem crazy and whacked-out but we go along with it because he's our friend. Cats are our friend.

"DOG" or any other types of domesticated dogs
People pick dogs because they are playful. They are known for being eccentric and bouncing off the walls! Of course the breed of the dog tells alot of the story too. A german shepherd shows that he is probably a Nazi Fur or that he may be a nazi. A golden retriever shows that he may be doing alot of drugs right now or will be doing a lot of drugs in the future or have already done so in the past. A bulldog shows the lack of knowledge about the different breeds of dogs.

"FERRET/MONGOOSE" and other types of slinky animals
People pick a slimmer animal in hopes of feeling slim. If they are already slim then it is because they want to get fat. It also shows that this person probably doesn't put up with alot of other people's emotions and would rather shove them away. This person may lack either a mother or a father. This person probably also masturbates.

"WOLF" or "COYOTE" or "DINGO" or any other types of wild dogs
People pick undomesticated canines in hope of seeming more dangerous than your average canine. These people want you to know that there is something dangerous and probably illegal within their grasps. You don't have to show the law to these canines, they know them all. They've researched it. They are usually very much-so into cars and will talk to you often about them. A majority of these people hate to be bothered.

FOX
The fox is a funny combination of dog and cat. These people are playful and want to be pampered. That is also why it is true that every person who picks a fox wants to have nothing less than sex with everything that it meets. Sex is very much an important factor in the style of a fox. The other obvious part is that the "fox" is usually submissive and full of boyfriends. Many will fall for the fox but alas they will all become his enemies afterward. Foxes tend to have alot of angry ex-lovers, you see. They also probably want attention.

BEARS
The people who pick bears often wants to be known as big and gay -- but most of all friendly. Usually the bear will have a younger , slimmer, and chubby-chasing lover who finds the bear nothing more than adorable in every which way. The bear, at times, often wonders what the younger one sees in a guy like him or he's wondering what the younger one is saying because he doesn't listen to hip-hop. He may also have an annoying laugh.

DRAGON
The dragon tells a little bit about the person who picks it. The most horrible stereotype is that people who pick dragons are usually crazy or insane. The truth is that they know exactly what they are doing. This 'strange' behavior is what they do in order to work more-so at a 'furry' level. Dragons are usually very smart and have at least one if not  three calculators easily available. They work well with computers, often too well -- and at times brags about putting viruses on the internet. The worst feature is the bragging. The dragon will brag on about any of it's strongest features, which are all debatable at best.

PENGUIN or PUFFIN or any other bird-fish
The person who picks this animal  is probably hiding a deep dark secret and will keep it to himself until he meets another of his 'kind" to trust. This person also probably enjoys illegal drugs along with snow.  Interestingly enough, it will mostly befriend canines.

FEMALES of anything listed above
Take everything quoted above and as the female counterpart of said animal, add "and he has a Pregnancy Fetish" at the end.

REAL-LIFE GIRLS
People pick the real-life girl because she doesn't know she's a real-life girl.

Looks like it was another slow year in movie making. Heath Ledger has his nomination despite it being called a long-shot. Of course, if he didn't kill himself no one would have thought twice about this.

Best nomination goes to Robert Downey Jr. for his role in Tropic Thunder. Why? His character in that movie is a multi-Oscar winning method actor who is so into character that he turned himself into an African-American for the movie-within-a-movie "Tropic Thunder" and stays in character even when there is no film rolling for their movie-within-a-movie. Ironically, this gave Robert Downey Jr. a real-life Oscar nomation.

Oh yeah and people like Meryl Streep got their millionth Oscar nod for being Meryl Streep in a movie.

Best Picture prediction: "Slumdog Millionaire".

So I upgraded my old piece of shit computer (from 2004, ugh...Disco sucks) and got myself a 64-bit motherfucking PC that runs games like FRESHLY SHAVED BALLS. In other words, smooth with a few bumps here and there. I've been playing games on high resolution and I swear, it makes me feel like a kid again.

LEFT 4 DEAD. I will eventually get this game, assholes. So prepare to help me shoot some zombies. :o)

Here's a picture of me playing with my new CUMFOOTER.

IN DEBT!

Like at least $2,000 -- otherwise what are you saving up for? You can't take it with you, idiot!